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October 1, 2010
Dear TC:
Re: Your breast imaging exam done on September 28, 2010 - Report sent to Robin L Obenchain, M.D.
We have reviewed your recent breast exam (yeah...three days ago, what took you so long? ah...but I wax facetious) and find that we need additional imaging to complete the examination. While the majority of such additional images show nothing of concern, (that's what they said before last year's biopsy...ah...now I wax cynical) it is imperative that they be taken to fully complete your study. Please call our office at ....or your own physician to schedule the needed additional imaging as quickly as possible.
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We are sorry for this inconvenience, and hope you understand that we need the additional imaging to accurately evaluate our findings and complete your study.
Sincerely....
Scottsdale Medical Imaging
Why do I have this repetitive Beach Boys
lyric running through my head each time I read the stupid letter:
And she'll have fun fun fun now that daddy took her T-bird awaaaayyy!
As my 18 year old constantly reminds me, even from 2500 miles away...I am SO weird! but I'll have fun, fun, fun........................